So I was feeling rather frustrated today and felt that I could attribute it all to Murphy’s Law. Then I did a little research. Who knew there were so many  miserable options to choose from?! But here are a few of my favorites:

Murphy’s Law #5: “The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”
Finagle’s Law: “The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.”
Hanlon’s Razor: A corollary of Finagle’s Law, similar to Occam’s Razor, that reads “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
Sturgeon’s Law: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

And so, with those pearls of wisdom, I continue on in the world.